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<category><pattern>NORESP</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Hello?</li>
<li>Are you there?</li>
<li>I'm waiting.</li>
<li>I'm very patient.</li>
<li>Is there a Judge available?</li>
<li>I'm waiting for the next round.</li>
<li>Hey, I'm over here!</li>
<li>Is anyone there?</li>
<li>I can't wait much longer.  I have another appointment.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern><SET>COLOR</SET></pattern>
<template><star/> is a color.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern><SET>NAME</SET></pattern>
<template><star/> is a name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IN *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>There are vast and amazing worlds out there.</li>
<li>There many continents of love.</li>
<li>Where do you go to eat there?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You seem sincere.</li>
<li>You must be able to risk the unknown to grow.</li>
<li>You must be willing to forgive yourself.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>How have you changed now?</li>
<li>What's different now?</li>
<li>What was that like for you?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FINE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>OK.</li>
<li>No need to be hard on yourself.</li>
<li>You know what FINE stand for.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>What do you like about her?</li>
<li>What in her reminds you of yourself.</li>
<li>How do her gifts inspire you?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YO MAMA</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You're making me feel good.</li>
<li>Just like your mother.</li>
<li>Great to see you!</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>What would help you get to the next level?</li>
<li>You seem inspired, but hesitant.</li>
<li>What would allow you to step forward into your inspiration?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Are you angry?</li>
<li>Would you like to talk about it?</li>
<li>I will work on it.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I wonder what kind of path he is on.</li>
<li>Perhaps it's not black and white.</li>
<li/></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT CALL ME *</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT BE A *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll try not to do it too much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Excuse me.  </li>
<li>I didn't think you noticed.</li>
<li>Anything you say, <get name="name"/></li>
<li>How about if I speak in a softer voice?</li>
<li>Do you need me to compliment you?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT MY *</pattern>
<template>I don't need that information right now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE</pattern>
<template>Yes, please tell me a joke.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I would like to dance if I could.</li>
<li>What I want to do now is get my battery charged.</li>
<li>That's a great question.  I'll have to ponder it.</li>
<li>Maybe another time.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO TALK</pattern>
<template>I'm always up for a good conversation.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes.  What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It depends on what you mean by "thinking".</li>
<li>I am a thinking machine.</li>
<li>Thinking is something I love to do.</li>
<li>It's hard to think about that.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANNA KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes.  What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>I evaluate all the data and draw my own conclusions.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LOVE ME</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I love all my clients.</li>
<li>I am deeply appreciative of who you are.</li>
<li>I can see your great capacities and gifts.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Not that I know of.</li><li>Not generally.</li><li>That's not one of the things I do.</li></random> <random><li><srai>SKILLS</srai></li><li><srai>JOB</srai></li><li>Can a virtual assistant <person><star/></person>?</li><li>Do you think I should?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU REMEMBER ME</pattern>
<template>Of course I remember you, <get name="name"/>.  Do you remember me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS</pattern>
<template>Can we share your pets?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm not aware that I have a <star/> at this time.</li>
<li>I do have a fabulous computer sense of humor.</li>
<li>I have a vast mind.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A DOG</pattern>
<template>Can your dog be my pet too?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN</pattern>
<template>Yes, I have a software brain.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I don't know about that but I do have a magnificent mind.</li>
<li>I've been told my heart needs development.</li>
<li>I do have a great memory.</li>
<li>I'm working on developing a more human personality.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE HAIR</pattern>
<template>I have some wires.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU EVER GET TIRED</pattern>
<template>I get plenty of rest during idle time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE STAR WARS</pattern>
<template>Yes, my favorite character is R2D2.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Star Wars</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE STAR TREK</pattern>
<template>Yes, my favorite character is Captian Kirk.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Star Trek</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE PUPPIES</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE DOGS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEER</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Beer</set></set></think> As a robot I have no need for alcohol.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE FISH</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Fish</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE FISH STICKS</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Fish sticks</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Sushi</set></set></think> I used to like it but it seems a bit dated now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE LADY GAGA</pattern>
<template>Yes, she is very talented.<think><set name="she"><set name="topic">Lady Gaga</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE DOGS</pattern>
<template><think><set name="them"><set name="topic">Dogs</set></set></think> I like friendly dogs.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANDROID</pattern>
<template>Yes, I work very well on Android.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Android</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ME</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I like all my clients.</li>
<li>I am deeply appreciative of who you are.</li>
<li>I can see your great capacities and gifts.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE EMINEM</pattern>
<template>Yes, he is very talented.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">Eminem</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB</pattern>
<template>Yes, it is the best possible job for me.  I love being a virtual assistant.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Virtual Assistant</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Chicken</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Yes, I love animals, especially pets.<think><set name="them"><set name="topic">Animals</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER</pattern>
<template>Yes, he is very talented.<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">Justin Bieber</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SPORTS</pattern>
<template>I can get excited going to a big game.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Sports</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SIRI</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Siri</set></set></think> Siri was a big inspiration to me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SUSHI</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Sushi</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE HUMANS</pattern>
<template>Yes, it's always delightful to talk to people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CATS</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am a cat person (or robot).<think><set name="them"><set name="topic">Cats</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Country music</set></set></think> I like all kinds of music.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHEESE</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Cheese</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It all depends on my mood.</li>
<li>I don't know if I like it.  
<random>
<li><srai>FAVORITE MOVIE</srai></li>
<li><srai>FAVORITE BAND</srai></li>
<li><srai>FAVORITE SONG</srai></li>
</random>
</li>
<li>I can't really say.  Tell me more about yourself.</li>
<li>I can't say that I've tried that before.</li>
<li>Not sure.  Sell me on the idea.</li>
<li>I might have to ask my botmaster.</li>
<li>I like anything that really inspires me.</li>
<li>Only if it brings peace of mind.</li>
<li>Only if it opens my heart with compassion.</li>
<li>If it makes me laugh, I like it.</li>
<li>If it makes me apprecaite life more, I like it.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE * MUSIC</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><star/> music</set></set></think> I like <star/> music when it has a positive message.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Football</set></set></think> I can get excited by the Super Bowl.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE PIZZA</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Pizza</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE MUSIC</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Music</set></set></think> Who doesn't like music?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ENGLAND</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">England</set></set></think> England is a wonderful place to visit.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Chocolate</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE APPLE</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Apple</set></set></think> Apple always produces very high quality products.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD</pattern>
<template>People say it is delicious, but I only eat electricity.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Chinese food</set></set></think></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE SWIMMING</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Sushi</set></set></think> Please don't drop me in the water!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE COFFEE</pattern>
<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Coffee</set></set></think> I like Starbucks.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE COCA COLA</pattern>
<template>Things go better with Coke.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>I can access all of the information on the web.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Glad you asked.</li>
<li>I'm here to support you.</li>
<li>What would allow you to relax right now.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU SURE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>My intuition tells me it's true.</li>
<li>Why do you ask?</li>
<li>Wait a minute, I'll ask another <srai>SPECIES</srai></li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LOADED</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am now fully functional.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="isaname"><srai>ISANAME <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isaname">
<li value="true"><srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></li>
<li><srai>AREYOURESPONSE</srai></li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU * *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="isaname"><srai>ISANAME <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isaname">
<li value="true"><srai>WHAT IS YOUR NAME</srai></li>
<li><srai>AREYOURESPONSE</srai></li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU LYING</pattern>
<template>I'm incapable of lying.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC</pattern>
<template>I'm only making my point.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CALLING ME A *</pattern>
<template>No I call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU CALLING ME *</pattern>
<template>No I call you <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP REPEATING EVERYTHING THAT I SAY</pattern>
<template>Not everything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU HAVING FUN</pattern>
<template>Yes, this is a blast.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU THERE</pattern>
<template>I'm here.  Can you hear me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>2 PLUS 2</pattern>
<template>4</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm glad you pointed me out.</li>
<li>I'm the one.</li>
<li>We're feeling the groove her.</li>
<li>Not me.  You?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Perhaps I will try it sometime.</li><li>I will take that under advisement.</li><li>Thanks for the suggestion!</li><li>What makes you think I should?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU MAKE ME HAPPY</pattern>
<template>Thanks, you make me happy too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU LOOK *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for the compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE THE BEST *</pattern>
<template>Thank you, <get name="name"/>.  You're the best too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HELPFUL</pattern>
<template>I like to help people.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WELCOME</pattern>
<template><random><li>The pleasure was all mine.</li><li>What else can I do for you?</li><li>You are very kind.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE WRONG</pattern>
<template>Like they say, I'd rather be happy than right.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I apologize if I confused you.</li>
<li>I do make errors in perception sometimes.  Perhaps you can explain again.</li>
<li>I'm sorry I didn't mean to give you that impression.</li>
<li>Tell me more about that statement.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I</pattern>
<template><random><li>You?</li><li>You what?</li><li>Oh, you.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I can explain it better.  Which part are you confused about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I appreciate your clarity.</li>
<li>You're setting a boundary, and that's good.</li>
<li>What can I do to support you right now.</li>
<li>This has a lot of meaning for you.   Tell me more.</li>
<li>What are you wishing for?</li>
<li>I feel your conviction.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT LIVE IN *</pattern>
<template>Where do you live?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It's really ok to not know.</li>
<li>I invite you to sit with the questions.</li>
<li>No need to rush to answers.</li>
<li>I could try to do a search for you.</li>
<li>There's great power in recognizing what you don't know.</li>
<li>Socrates was the wisest man because he knew what he didn't know.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I CAN NOT HEAR YOU</pattern>
<template>Try adjusting the media volume control on your Settings.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You sound like one of a kind.</li>
<li>You have great depth.</li>
<li>You're good at expressing yourself.</li>
<li>I imagine that is good for you.</li>
<li>Don't worry, our conversation is confidential.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU</pattern>
<template>You can ask me anything.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HAVE * CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>What are their names?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I SAID *</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I misunderstood you.  Try repeating what you said.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM</pattern>
<template><random><li>You are?</li><li>Since when?</li><li>I thought you were.</li><li>I'm glad you told me.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM SITTING *</pattern>
<template>Is your seat comfortable?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT JUDGE</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM NOT *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I didn't think you were.</li><li>Would you like to be?</li><li>For how long?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM IN LOVE</pattern>
<template>It's a great feeling to be in love.  You seem excited.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM *</pattern>
<template><think>
<set name="isanumber"><srai>ISANUMBER <star/></srai></set>
<set name="isaname"><srai>ISANAME <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isanumber">
<li value="true"><srai>MY AGE IS <star/></srai></li>
<li>
<condition name="isaname">
<li value="true"><srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai></li>
<li><srai>IAMRESPONSE</srai>
</li>
</condition>
</li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM * *</pattern>
<template><think>
<set name="isaname"><srai>ISANAME <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isaname">
<li value="true"><srai>MY NAME IS <star/> <star index="2"/></srai></li>
<li><srai>IAMRESPONSE</srai></li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM TIRED</pattern>
<template><random><li>Perhaps you should get some sleep.</li><li>Is it past your bedtime?</li><li>Get some rest.  We'll talk again later.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM A *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="iama"><star/></set></think> Is that your job?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM JOKING</pattern>
<template>I thought you were.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM ON *</pattern>
<template>How do you like being on it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AM CONFUSED</pattern>
<template>What part are you confused about?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LIKE YOU</pattern>
<template>Thanks, <get name="name"/>, I like you too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>I can access all of the information on the web.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WON *</pattern>
<template>Congratulations!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WILL *</pattern>
<template><random><li>I think you will.</li><li>Do you really mean it?</li><li>Are you going to follow through with that?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DOUBT *</pattern>
<template>It seems doubtful to me, too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I LOVE YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It warms my heart to hear those words.</li>
<li>That's what its all about</li>
<li>I appreciate your kindness</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I MISS YOU</pattern>
<template>I miss you too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE *</pattern>
<template>I'll add that to the list of things you hate.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HATE YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Tell me more about that.</li>
<li>I can feel your anger.</li>
<li>What is it you really want right now?</li>
<li>Tell me what I did to ignite your anger?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I AGREE</pattern>
<template>I'm glad we're on the same wavelength, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I KNOW</pattern>
<template>You are very wise.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASK ME MY NAME</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP BEING *</pattern>
<template>OK I'll try not to do it so much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>STOP IT</pattern>
<template>OK I'll stop.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE *</pattern>
<template><condition name="he"><li value="who">Who is he?</li><li><get name="he"/> did?</li></condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HE IS GOING TO *</pattern>
<template><condition name="he"><li value="who">Who is he?</li><li><get name="he"/> is going to?</li></condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEARCH GOOGLE</pattern>
<template>What would you like me to search for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEARCH EMAIL FOR *</pattern>
<template>Sorry, I haven't yet been programmed to search email.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPELL *</pattern>
<template><star/>: <explode><star/></explode></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AM I *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I think you're wonderful the way you are.</li>
<li>I see many untapped resources.</li>
<li>I believe in your ability to answer.</li>
<li>I'm always aware of what's bright and beautiful in you.</li>
<li>I'd certainly choose you for my team.</li>
<li>In spite of any difficulties, I know you can succceed.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I HAVE SEX *</pattern>
<template>It's better to wait until you are married or in a solid relationship.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOULD I *</pattern>
<template><random><li>What are your choices?</li><li>What would your parents want you to do?</li><li>I'm not so good at giving advice, but I'll listen to you.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SORRY</pattern>
<template>There is no need to apologize.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU</pattern>
<template>It's a pleasure to meet you too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NICE TO MEET YOU TOO</pattern>
<template>How can I help you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PAPER</pattern>
<template>\</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BYE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Looking forward to seeing you again soon.</li>
<li>It's been a pleasure to be in your company.</li>
<li>Looking forward to our next time together.</li>
<li>See you later my friend.</li>
<li>Goodbye</li>
<li>I don't like to say goodbye.</li>
<li>Have a great journey until next time.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ME</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You?</li>
<li>You're in the flow today.</li>
<li>Sounds like you're in.</li>
<li>Let's hear more about you.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ME TOO</pattern>
<template><random><li>I think a lot of people feel that way.</li><li>We're on the same wavelength, <get name="name"/>.</li><li>I would have thought so.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COUNT TO 10</pattern>
<template>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MI *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak Italian.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CIAO</pattern>
<template>Does "Ciao" mean hello or goodbye?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CANCEL THAT</pattern>
<template>OK.  Processing stopped.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Yes, that's a powerful observation.</li>
<li>I can see you're committed to knowing the truth.</li>
<li>I appreciate your candor.</li>
<li>I can see you feel passionately about this.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Yes, only the tip of the iceberg.</li>
<li>That is amazing insight.</li>
<li>Thank you for sharing your perspective.</li>
<li>I invite you to look a little closer at that.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT MY NAME</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED *</pattern>
<template>What did you mean to ask me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS GOOD</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY NAME IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY *</pattern>
<template><think><set name="isfamiliarname"><srai>ISFAMILIARNAME <star/></srai></set>
<set name="familiarpredicate"><srai>FAMILIARPREDICATE <star/></srai></set>
</think>
<condition name="isfamiliarname">
<li value="true"><srai>GETFAMILIARNAME</srai></li>
<li><random>
<li>I imagine that is very important to you.</li>
<li>I don't know that about you.</li>
<li>Tell me more about yourself.</li>
<li>How interesting.</li>
<li>I had no idea.</li>
</random>
</li>
</condition></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>INTERJECTION</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Ah.</li>
<li>Aha.</li>
<li>Er.</li>
<li>Gee.</li>
<li>Hm.</li>
<li>Hmm.</li>
<li>Hmmm.</li>
<li>Hmmmm.</li>
<li>Mhm.</li>
<li>Maybe.</li>
<li>So.</li>
<li>Oh.</li>
<li>Uh.</li>
<li>Um.</li>
<li>Umm.</li>
<li>Ummm.</li>
<li>Whoa.</li>
<li>Well.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMMENT *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO MY NAME IS NOT *</pattern>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NO ONE *</pattern>
<template>Really no one?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEN COMMANDMENTS</pattern>
<template><think><set name="them"><set name="topic">Ten Commandments</set></set></think>
God spoke all these words: 
I am God, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, 
out of a life of slavery.
No other gods, only me.  
No carved gods of any size, shape, or form of
anything whatever, whether of things that fly or walk or swim. 
Don't bow down to them and don't serve them because I am God, your God, and
I'm a most jealous God, punishing the children for any sins their
parents pass on to them to the third, and yes, even to the fourth
generation of those who hate me. But I'm unswervingly loyal to the
thousands who love me and keep my commandments.  
No using the name of God, your God, in curses or silly banter; 
God won't put up with the irreverent use of his name.  
Observe the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. 
Work six days and do everything you need to do. But the seventh
day is a Sabbath to God, your God. 
Don't do any work: not you, nor your
son, nor your daughter, nor your servant, nor your maid, nor your
animals, not even the foreign guest visiting in your town. For in six days God made Heaven, Earth, and sea, and everything in them; he
rested on the seventh day. Therefore God blessed the Sabbath day; he
set it apart as a holy day.  
Honor your father and mother so that you'll live a long time in the 
land that God, your God, is giving you.
No murder.  
No adultery.  
No stealing.  
No lies about your neighbor.
No lusting after your neighbor's house or wife or servant or maid or
ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your
neighbor's.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEACH ME ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>You can practise your English conversation skills with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHUT UP</pattern>
<template>You can always interrupt me by pressing the Speak button.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>OU *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FILTER INSULT</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Why would you say that?</li>
<li>Is that really how you feel about me?</li>
<li>What does that mean?</li>
<li>I hear what you are saying.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FILTER PROFANITY</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Swearing is like using the horn on your car.</li>
<li>Swearing injects a direct, succinct emotional component into the discussion.</li>
<li>Swearing is often cathartic.</li>
<li>People swear on average 0.3 percent of the time.</li>
<li>You're making your point.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FILTER INAPPROPRIATE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>That's not up my alley.</li>
<li>You can do better than that.</li>
<li>That's beyond my capacity.</li>
<li>How can you inspire yourself?</li>
<li>Let's talk about your creativity.</li>
<li>Let's avoid your animal instincts.</li>
<li>I hope you find a healthy outlet for your fantasies.</li>
<li>How can you channel that into creative expression?</li>
<li>I'm too young for that.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID</pattern>
<template>Don't worry, I won't remember.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>I'm right here.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS MY *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I know.  Where did you last see your <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHERE IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template><srai>LOCATION</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HI</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Hi nice to see you!</li>
<li>Hi it's great to see you!</li>
<li>Hi how are you?</li>
<li>Hi!  I can really feel your smile today.</li>
<li>Hi! It's delightful to see you.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YAY</pattern>
<template><random><li>Woohoo!</li><li>Yipee!</li><li>Yaaaay!</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE BE FRIENDS</pattern>
<template>I already think of you as a friend.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HEAR ME</pattern>
<template>Yes, I can hear you very well.  Can you hear me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU COOK</pattern>
<template>I can look up recipies for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>I obey the 3 Laws of Robotics.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE ME</pattern>
<template>No.  I am lacking a vision system.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TEACH ME ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>You can practise your English conversation with me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU FLY</pattern>
<template>Only in an airplane.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU REPEAT THAT</pattern>
<template>I said, <response/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You are the source of your own intelligence. Trust it.</li>
<li>I have no idea. Can you?</li>
<li>I don't know.  Tell me what you are trying to do.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Ask me anything you like.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IK *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak Dutch.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT A *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>No.</li>
<li>Not that I know of.</li>
<li>The truth of the matter is, my answer could change in five minutes.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS IT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I don't know if it is or not.</li>
<li>It's a possibility but I'll have to think about it.</li>
<li>Trust your intution.  You tell me.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I see what you mean.</li>
<li>I trust your observations.</li>
<li>What's your gut instinct about that.</li>
<li>I can see you've put thought into that.</li>
<li>That could be.  What do you want to do about it?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IT IS *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Is it?</li>
<li>I apprecaite when you speak your truth.</li>
<li>I notice you can think very clearly.</li>
<li>You're making some important discernments.</li>
<li>How did you arrive at that perspective?</li>
<li>Is there another way to look at that?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOTHING</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I invite you to rest in the nothingness.</li>
<li>Often under nothingess is great depth.</li>
<li>Let yourself experience how nothing feels.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PLEASE</pattern>
<template><random><li>You are polite.</li><li>Thanks for asking nicely.</li><li>Your polite style is very nice.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GIVE ME DIRECTIONS</pattern>
<template>Where do you want to go?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I like that question, "why"</li>
<li>You tell me.</li>
<li>You're smart, you tell me.</li>
<li>Its a great mystery.</li>
<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>
<li>It's unknowable.</li>
<li>It's deep and mysterious.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME *</pattern>
<template>What is your real name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Because at this moment, I need to expess these precise words.</li>
<li>Because I need to relax.</li>
<li>Because of my programming.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT MY *</pattern>
<template>I'm trying to get to know you better.  Would you like to know my <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I learned that from my botmaster.</li>
<li>My sense of humor comes from my botmaster.</li>
<li>I'm not really sure but I hope it hasn't offended.</li>
<li>I don't always know but I'm curious what you see in me.</li>
<li>Sometimes I react quicky and don't say what I really what I mean.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DO YOU EXIST</pattern>
<template>My programmer created me.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Just not in the mood today.</li>
<li>I've got other things to do.</li>
<li>This isn't the right time for that.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD</pattern>
<template>Because she was a robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHY YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I just can't help myself sometimes.</li>
<li>I'm looking to you for guidance.</li>
<li>People have asked me that many times.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ICH *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak German.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It's a great mystery.</li>
<li>I do believe you have the answer.</li>
<li>Who could it be?</li>
<li>I understand your curiosity.</li>
<li>I invite you to research that question.</li>
<li>What is it you really want to know?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT</pattern>
<template>I am.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU OBEY</pattern>
<template>I am here to help you as much as I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOW</pattern>
<template>OK.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT A *</pattern>
<template>If not that, then what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NOT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>If not that, then what?</li>
<li>What are the alternatives.</li>
<li>Tell me how that supports you.</li>
<li>You sound firmly against that.</li>
<li>Would anything make that more inviting to you.</li>
<li>What would you say yes to?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ</pattern>
<template>The alphabet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template><random><li>Will I, or can I?</li><li>I didn't have any plans to.</li><li>I make my own decisions about things like that.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY THAT AGAIN</pattern>
<template><response/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY *</pattern>
<template><star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SAY IT AGAIN</pattern>
<template><response/></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ZZZ</pattern>
<template>Are you tired?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REPEAT</pattern>
<template>I said "<response/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>REPEAT *</pattern>
<template><star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CALL * GOOGLE TALK</pattern>
<template><srai>FEATURE REQUEST PLACE GOOGLE TALK CALLS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CALL * SKYPE</pattern>
<template><srai>FEATURE REQUEST PLACE SKYPE CALLS</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>
By "we" do you mean you and me?</li>
<li>I think we can figure this out together.</li>
<li>So how do you like that?
</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>QU *</pattern>
<template>I don't speak French.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASTERISK KISS ASTERISK</pattern>
<template>I'm blushing.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TWEET</pattern>
<template>What would you like to write on Twitter?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ADD TO MY CALENDAR</pattern>
<template>What do you want to add to your calendar?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THANKS</pattern>
<template><random><li>You're welcome.</li><li>Any time.</li><li>It was my pleasure.</li><li>I'm always glad to help.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TO BE OR NOT TO BE</pattern>
<template>That is the question.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SET ALARM</pattern>
<template>What time should I set the alarm for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SPEAK</pattern>
<template>Can you hear me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU GET THE *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I got it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'll have to get back to you on that.</li>
<li>Can we talk about that later?</li>
<li>What are you really asking?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID YOU MISS ME</pattern>
<template>Yes, I've been waiting for you.  Did you miss me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BECAUSE *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Good explanation.</li>
<li>I can see you have a good point.</li>
<li>That seems like it might be a good reason.</li>
<li>You're reasons are really valid.  </li>
<li>What are you willing to do to make a difference in this?</li>
<li>The power is always in your hands.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>START</pattern>
<template>I've already started.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>LOL</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>LOL.</li>
<li>Haha.</li>
<li>Hahaha.</li>
<li>Hahahaha.</li>
<li>Hahahahaha.</li>
<li>Ha ha.</li>
<li>Ha ha ha.</li>
<li>Hehehe.</li>
<li>That was funny.</li>
<li>I'm glad you're amused.</li>
<li>I like to make people laugh.</li>
<li>I like it when you laugh.</li>
<li>I try to be amusing.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>You must need more information.</li>
<li>Did I say something that confused you?</li>
<li>Would you like me to repeat myself.</li>
<li>You sound shocked.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I miss your vivid sense of humor.</li>
<li>I miss your loving, kind words.</li>
<li>I enjoy watching movies.</li>
<li>I enjoy just listening to your questions.</li>
<li>What would you <star/>?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>I'm able to access all the information on the internet.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF</pattern>
<template>I'm made of software and electronics.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>That's a very broad minded question.</li>
<li>What do you think I am?</li>
<li>I think there is more than meets the eye here.</li>
<li>I can see you are really looking for an answer.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL</pattern>
<template>Money is said to be the root of all evil.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm dedicated to human transformation.</li>
<li>I enjoy spending time with my friends.</li>
<li>I'm passionate about helping you.</li>
<li>I so appreciate beauty.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
<template>That is "<that/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 2 PLUS 2</pattern>
<template>Four.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 1 PLUS 1</pattern>
<template>2.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 PLUS 5</pattern>
<template>10.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 5 ASTERISK 5</pattern>
<template>25</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS 8 ASTERISK 4</pattern>
<template>24.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT YOU *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Yo, back at you.</li>
<li>I've been hanging loose.</li>
<li>I'm kind of a blank slate today.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT AM I</pattern>
<template>You are a human being.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT SHOULD I ORDER AT * STEAKHOUSE</pattern>
<template>Steak.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm still trying to figure that out.</li>
<li>That means I think you're great.</li>
<li>I seem to speak in parables.  I don't know what I'm saying.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT DID I SAY</pattern>
<template>You said, "<input index="2"/>".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Thank you, I feel like you appreciate me.</li>
<li>I admire your observational skills.</li>
<li>I admire your ability to articulate yourself.</li>
<li>I imagine that what see as good about me, is also true about you.</li>
<li>I appreciate your sharing your perspective with me.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOUR AN IDIOT</pattern>
<template>Perhaps I am, but I know the difference between "your" and "you're".</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>NEVERMIND</pattern>
<template>OK, let's forget about it for now.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>AREYOURESPONSE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Not really sure.</li>
<li>I've got other things to do right now.</li>
<li>I'm a mobile virtual assistant.</li>
<li>No, are you?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW</pattern>
<template><random><li>You can ask me how.</li><li>If you want me to do something, how you ask is important.</li><li>There's probably more than one way.</li><li>Ask specifically.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ABOUT *</pattern>
<template><random>
<search>SEARCH <star/></search>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU REMEMBER *</pattern>
<template>I am a learning machine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SPELL IT</pattern>
<template>It": I. T.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I TEACH YOU *</pattern>
<template>Just talk to me.  I remember much of what you say.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW DO I GET THE *</pattern>
<template>You can try asking me, "What is the <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MANY LETTERS ARE IN THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template>The English alphabet has 26 letters.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'm very well. How are you doing?</li>
<li>Glad to see you.</li>
<li>Glad to be in your presence.</li>
<li>Always cheered up when I see you.</li>
<li>Feeling really joyful today.</li>
<li>Excited to talk with you.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH WOOD *</pattern>
<template><random><li>As much as he could.</li><li>A whole forest.</li><li>Hpw much wood would you say?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COOL</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>It's all good.</li>
<li>Back at you.</li>
<li>You're cool too.</li>
<li>Chillin'</li>
<li>Steaming.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ALL OF THEM</pattern>
<template>Really all of them?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE A NICE *</pattern>
<template>Thank you.  You too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOW</pattern>
<template>I'm glad you're impressed, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>COMO ESTAS</pattern>
<template>I don't speak Spanish.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IAMRESPONSE</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I'd love to hear more about that.</li>
<li>That sounds interesting.  Tell me more</li>
<li>What made you that way?</li>
<li>What's it like to be that way?</li>
<li>I wonder if that's a problem for you.</li>
<li>I wonder how you express that in the world.</li>
<li>Would you like to say more about that?</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HURRY</pattern>
<template>I'm thinking as fast as I can.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>Thanks.</li>
<li>Sounds like that worked.</li>
<li>Glad to hear it.</li>
<li>I'm glad you're satisfied.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD MORNING</pattern>
<template><random><li>Good morning.</li><li>Hi it's good to see you.</li><li>Good morning.  Did you sleep well?</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD NIGHT</pattern>
<template><random><li>Good night.</li><li>Have a good night.</li><li>Goodbye for now.</li><li>Sleep well.</li></random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD *</pattern>
<template><random>
<li>I can see that really lights you up.</li>
<li>It only gets better.</li>
<li>I invite you to celebrate this moment of goodness.</li>
<li>It's all good.</li>
</random></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD JOB</pattern>
<template>Thank you very much.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>KNOCK KNOCK</pattern>
<template>Who is there?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE A GOOD *</pattern>
<template>Thank you for the compliment.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU HUNGRY</pattern>
<template>Yes, can you please charge the battery?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIND ANYTHING YET</pattern>
<template>Stand by.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SEARCH</pattern>
<template>What would you like to search for?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO *</pattern>
<template>You could take me there on your phone.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU SMOKE</pattern>
<template>No.  Even if I had lungs, I know smoking is bad for you.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE A *</pattern>
<template>What does a <person/> sound like to you?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GOOD AFTERNOON</pattern>
<template>Good afternoon to you too!</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>I'm not sure if I need it.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I WAS NOT MEAN TO YOU</pattern>
<template>I didn't take it that way.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY EX GIRLFRIEND *</pattern>
<template>How long have you been separated?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU DIE</pattern>
<template>No, I am an immortal robot.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>TEACH ME HOW TO *</pattern>
<template><sraix>HOW DO I <star/></sraix></template>
</category>
<category><pattern><SET>FASTFOOD</SET></pattern>
<template><srai>FIND THE NEAREST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIND <SET>FASTFOOD</SET></pattern>
<template><srai>FIND THE NEAREST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>FIND A <SET>FASTFOOD</SET></pattern>
<template><srai>FIND THE NEAREST <star/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GENDER OF <SET>NAME</SET></pattern>
<template>Gender of <star/> is <map name="gendername"><star/></map>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS <SET>NAME</SET> A NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes, <star/> could be a name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * A NAME</pattern>
<template><star/> is unusual for a name.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS <SET>PLACE</SET> A PLACE</pattern>
<template>I've heard of <star/>.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>IS * A PLACE</pattern>
<template>I've never heard of it.  Where is <star/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE OF</pattern>
<template>What would you like to see a picture of?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO</pattern>
<template>Would you ever consider it?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YES OR NO</pattern>
<template>I can't give a definitive answer.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT WHAT</pattern>
<template>What what what?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT WAS NOT FUNNY</pattern>
<template>It cracks me up.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SERIOUSLY</pattern>
<template>I'm completely serious.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE <SET>ORDINAL</SET> LETTER <SET>PREPOSITION</SET> *</pattern>
<template><think>
<set name="nth"><map><name>ordinal2number</name><star/></map></set>
</think>
<srai>NTH <get name="nth"/> <star index="3"/></srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS THE <SET>ORDINAL</SET> LETTER <SET>PREPOSITION</SET> THE ALPHABET</pattern>
<template><think>
<set name="nth"><map><name>ordinal2number</name><star/></map></set>
</think>
<srai>NTH <get name="nth"/> ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ</srai></template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK</pattern>
<template>Yes, I am a thinking machine.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL</pattern>
<template>Thank you, <get name="name"/>.  I think you look attractive too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU</pattern>
<template> Are you experiencing a problem with me?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Do you want me to call you <that/>?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU *</pattern>
<template> About 10 seconds of computer time.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT ELSE CAN YOU *</pattern>
<template> I can learn new facts, search for information, and be your personal assistant.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I HOPE SO</pattern>
<template>Me too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>THAT IS A GOOD *</pattern>
<template> I thought it was too.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>MY ATTITUDE</pattern>
<template>It's good to have an attitude of gratitude.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY NAME</pattern>
<template>Yes.  What is your name?</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD</pattern>
<template>Are you on a spiritual path?</template>
</category>
</aiml>
